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Sayaka Maizono Current Address: 149031 Holly Heights Family: Wife: Natsuru Senou (thirdbeauty) Elder Daughter: Kyoko Mogami (fairyobsessed) Younger Daughter: Yotsuba Koiwai (fourleafed) Friends: "Self-Proclaimed" Party Mom: Camilla "Milly" Ashford (shesgotguts) Close Friend: Makoto Yuuki (sealant)

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[guiltydulcinea]

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What the hell did you do...

[ Good job, Milly. This is probably one of the few times she's not even bothering with the facade... ]

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[shesgotguts]

i havent done anything yet but im planning on it i s2g okay so u kno harvey right??? the student council president OF LIES AND SLANDER I AM SO MAD AT HIM thats. the first bit.

so like u kno about my new job and all yay me i did something good for once well he decided to rain on my parade which is. a thing that happens. i get it, but he was like lmao itll be fun to watch you crash and burn. lmao what are u really going to do? LMAO U PAINT YOURSELF IN A BAD LIGHT WITHOUT ME EVEN HAVING TO TRY!!!! lmao... i cant even believe i had a crush on him up until five seconds ago wtf wtf wtf wtf ?!?!?!?!? LIKE LOOK!!!

[here you go, sayaka. a disastrous text convo.]

i thought he was cool, ok. i mean i sent him nudes. NUDES, SAYAKA!!!!!!!!!!!! do u kno how much those were worth before i came here? a lot. and they were good too. look!!

[and she, too, gets naked milly. it's only from her bare chest to the bridge of her nose, but still...]

so long story short we have to kill harvey.

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[guiltydulcinea]

[ Wait, who?

... Maizono then pauses as she actually looks at the texts themselves.

... and grimaces because wow, this reminds her of Kuwata way too much for her to be comfortable with. She can feel herself shaking as she closes out the text log. ]

You do realize that killing someone's not as easy as it sounds, right? Even the best-laid plans to kill someone can go terribly awry.

[ Maizono, why do you sound like you have experience with this-- oh, wait. ]

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[shesgotguts]

i lived in a city that was always under attack. u say killing someone isnt easy, but id say otherwise. saving them is the tough part.

[reign in those emotions there, sport.]

ok but for real I MUST DESTROY HIM TO GET MY HONOUR BACK!!!!!!! and ur gonna help me

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[guiltydulcinea]

Didn't you tell me previously that you could handle this, though? As unpleasant as he is, I don't particularly appreciate being dragged into other people's battles...

[ You can almost hear Maizono groaning through the text... ]

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[shesgotguts]

[WHOA THERE... milly stares at the phone for a bit, actually shocked (and a bit hurt) because of sayaka. that's okay, she didn't want to like anyone today anyway.]

haha you're right. i said i could do this, and it doesn't matter who is saying what about me. i can handle this alone, and i'll handle it well. what's one boy to me?

thanks for that.

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[guiltydulcinea]

[ Maizono pauses for several moments, sighing quietly as she contemplates what else to say now... ]

I know you can. You're one of the strongest people that I know, Milly.

... doesn't mean that you can't have help, though. If you're serious about going after him... you're going to want to destroy his reputation in a way that it can't be traced back to you.

Killing him will only make you look worse in the long run.

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[shesgotguts]

[still grounded for ten years.]

me being one of the strongest says very little for everyone else, then.

i dont think i really want to kill him, or honestly hurt him. hes not a bad person. he just doesnt understand the concept of thinking before he speaks. thats it. i dont know. i guess he got to me because i likelike him. and what ive learned in my 21 long years is Feelings Are So Damn Stupid.

but i know that if he doesnt shut up, you are the person im going to for help. family rides together, dies together, takes down boys together.

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[guiltydulcinea]

[ BUT MOOOOOOOOOOOM ;A; ]

... sounds like someone I knew too well before coming here, to be honest. A complete idiot and a tool, but... perhaps he was tolerable once. I can't say for sure now.

[ And somewhere in the afterlife there's a Kuwata sneezing at Maizono's comment. ]

The heart is the most treacherous thing in the world, really... it's often in the heat of the moment that our true selves come out. I pray that it doesn't escalate into anything that you'll regret, Milly.

... but if it does, don't hesitate to call me or Natsuru, okay? We'll see what we can do.

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[shesgotguts]

[she stares at the phone again, and sighs. feelings are terrible, no matter what they are. too many are happening right now for her to handle any one of them well.]

i think i can keep myself in check, and that im more bark than bite. but i want him to know that hes an ass and that i didnt deserve that. what did i ever do to him??? teased him? does that mean im an open target? ugh. just... ugh.

of course ill call both of you. youre my first choices for getting me out of trouble, ofc.

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[guiltydulcinea]

... I wish I had an easy answer for you, to be honest. He sounds like the type of person who doesn't really care about anything or anyone but himself, though...

[ Like a certain four-eyed heir in this place. Somewhere a Togami is sneezing about being gossiped about. ]

My, Milly... I'm both honored and slightly worried. I don't know if I'd consider myself that good at getting people out of tight spots...

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[shesgotguts]

well thats my type of guy i guess. im pretty sure makoto is the exception to the rule. which is really weird.

anyway, you might not be good, but i trust you and thats the important bit. though if i go down we all do. family bonds work like that.

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[guiltydulcinea]

[ Give her a moment; she has to pause since Milly just said over text that she trusted her... it's a nice feeling. ]

I'll definitely keep that mind if we find ourselves in trouble, then.

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[shesgotguts]

never forget. and you say "if", but i know its "when". come on, with our powers combined, how weve not gotten into a mess yet is kinda impressive.

but onto more important things! what did you think of that picture of me? B)

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[guiltydulcinea]

Perhaps it's the grade of whatever god exists in this place? Or maybe the Landlord. I haven't decided which yet...

[ Wait, what... is this question even...

Uh... give her a moment because normally one doesn't get asked to judge pictures... ]

Uh... it's quite nice...?

[ Nailed it. ]

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[shesgotguts]

landys got a screwy sense of humour. im attributing it to him.

"quite nice". what are you, my grandmother? at least grandmother wouldve told me how to take a better naked selfie. but thanks anyway.

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[guiltydulcinea]

Sorry... I'm not used to judging naked pictures of people, much less... ones from people I know...

... it could stand to be more alluring, though, I'll admit.

[ What is this conversation even turning into... ]

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[shesgotguts]

yeah but u need to be a nudes connoisseur ok its a v important skill

more alluring? like how? can u show me what u mean?

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[guiltydulcinea]

Well, in my opinion I find it more erotic if you tease the viewer a little by showing off just enough of your body so that you're still... how do I put this?

You're still hiding enough that you're not completely naked, but you show off enough that you give the viewer an idea of what your body's like.

Like so.

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[shesgotguts]

ohoho do u take pics like this for nat all the time? B)

im seeing what ur saying but i like being naked too. this is a problem. :( i like showing off but i want to take the perfect nudes

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[guiltydulcinea]

That's a secret, Milly~ They're what make a woman a woman, after all.

... that is a problem, though. I wish I could be more helpful there, but I'm really not...

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[shesgotguts]

if i didnt kno better id think u were my own damn flesh and blood. u said that like a true ashford.

we must figure out how to get the best of both worlds!!!!!!! that is our mission! to take a+ naked selfies!

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[guiltydulcinea]

... do you think so? I admit, it does have a certain flair, doesn't it...?

[ She got that from a drama she guest-starred in. Shush. ]

... is that really necessary, though?

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[shesgotguts]

like i said, a true ashford. we were infamous for our flair. dramatics, theatrics, the best parties u would ever attend. u are One Of Us.

of COURSE it is! i think thats a useful skill. im sure nat would appreciate it too. B)

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[guiltydulcinea]

I see... so like a family dynasty of sorts, then? How interesting... does this mean I'm dramatic enough to pull it off?

... h-hey. That's... that's a secret! None of your business!