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[guiltydulcinea]

Sayaka Maizono Current Address: 149031 Holly Heights Family: Wife: Natsuru Senou (thirdbeauty) Elder Daughter: Kyoko Mogami (fairyobsessed) Younger Daughter: Yotsuba Koiwai (fourleafed) Friends: "Self-Proclaimed" Party Mom: Camilla "Milly" Ashford (shesgotguts) Close Friend: Makoto Yuuki (sealant)

“ Hello~! This is Sayaka Maizono, and I'm not at the phone right now... but please leave a message and I'll get to you as soon as possible, okay? ❤ ”
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[guiltydulcinea]

Yes? To be fair, we only found out about them a few days ago.

. . .

That, and it didn't seem appropriate to mention it at the time since you wanted advice on how to approach the whole love situation, too...

[shesgotguts]

no excuses! i shouldve been notified immediately! before anything else! aikuro mikisugi be damned!!!

it shouldve gone

milly: hey sayaka! i just got laid!
sayaka: thats great! you needed it. natsuru and i have two kids now!
milly: thats even better!
milly: *kicks down the door to 1431 with a tray of cookies in one hand and a bottle of wine in the other in under five minutes*

just like that

[guiltydulcinea]

. . .

I'll keep that in mind for next time?

[ Maizono may or may not actually be going to the window and checking if Milly's at the front door, incidentally... ]

[shesgotguts]

[don't worry, sayaka! she's not there.

yet.]

how many grandchildren do you expect to have? and beyond that, how many times do you expect me to have sex with aikuro?? and then be confused after it? personally, im looking at two more times.

[guiltydulcinea]

[ Oh, boy. This is gonna be a trip and a half, isn't it. :|; ]

I was actually thinking three more times, myself...

As for grandchildren, we haven't yet figured that out yet! I haven't found a good time to ask Natsuru about it...

[shesgotguts]

[did you expect anything else?

also is that the jaws theme playing in the background because someone may or may not be on their way to see their daughter?]

THREE. okay, i can work with that. hopefully well have more sex after #4 without confusion. he really was good...

ANYWAY

i meant bringing more children in via landy, but if you two are planning for your own natural child, id be happy to babysit while you two "try" for one! ;) ;) ;)

[she knows full well how human anatomy works, but who cares about scientific accuracy in the name of embarrassing her favourite people?]

[guiltydulcinea]

[ Maizono can already feel some semblance of dread shooting down her spine right now because that would be just like her, wouldn't it... ]

I pray for your success?

[ Because what is she supposed to say to THAT? ]

Uh... Milly, we're both girls... I don't think that's going to work, unless the Landlord did something really crazy and outlandish...

[ Or unless Natsuru is able to get her original male body back, whichever comes first. Though she says nothing on that front because she's pretty sure that Natsuru hasn't said anything about her secret to Milly at all... ]

[shesgotguts]

[absolutely. it is 100% like her.

the jaws theme is picking up.]

no harm in trying anyway! though, landy has done some strange things before, so who is to say he wouldnt help with something like that? maybe hell have a stork drop a little baby boy on your doorstep.

[guiltydulcinea]

Can we not?! I don't want to start giving him ideas, much less have it actually happen...

[ MILLY PLZ ]

[shesgotguts]

if he took ideas from all of my texts, altaciere would be named after me, harvey would be 10000% nicer, suzaku would be back, and landy and i would be married.

dont worry. he doesnt listen to me at all.

[there's a knock at the door. WHO COULD IT BE???]

btw did you guys paint your house? it looks fresher.

[guiltydulcinea]

I see... he could just be filing it away for another time or something. I'm just saying...

[ . . . seriously? Maizono looks at the door, raising an eyebrow as she approaches it. ]

I don't think so? Unless the house freshened itself up while we weren't looking...

[shesgotguts]

if he gets to this point in our conversation, then hes waded through boy talk, and he deserves to have that idea.

[yes seriously. what did you expect?]

huh. maybe it knew i would be by today, and it dolled itself up for me. im charmed! [incredible. she's about to flirt with a house.]

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[guiltydulcinea]

A fair point. That would imply he even bothers looking through all our texts...

[ Okay, though, but that's enough. Maizono eventually opens the door, staring at Milly incredulously. ]

Are you really trying to flirt with our house?

[ Granted, she's seen stranger, but still... ]